Due to my sucky internet connection, this is the best that I can do at such short notice!
if I were to impersonate a celebrity…a boring choice would be Britney Spears.
Save money on wigs, just go bald!
and this is the most recent diva-ish photo of myself that I can find. Complete with entourage and all! How bout that?
If I were a celebrity, my vajayjay would be paparazzi worthy. It needs the attention to boost its low self esteem. Poor vajayjay. *pat pat*
As a celebrity, I get to throw mobile phones, dangle my kids over the balcony, beat up my boyfriend (and not go to jail yet) and …apparently, I heard that Jennifer Lopez has a nipple tweaker (a person, not a machine. Though that would be nice.) to get her nips to be perky during a shoot for one of her movies. I want me one of those!
Okay, end of lame attempt.
I already know what I want to go as and NO it’s not Britney Spears. *rolls eyes diva style*
internet is still down by the way. FUCK YOU STREAMYX. FUCK YOU.
We’ll see how Maxis Broadband fares, since this party IS sponsored by them. 
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Posted on March 20th, 2009 by Jayelle
Filed under: Blog, Wtf?, events
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jo: lol i would if i had the time and the internet speed.
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LOL! U shud hold a cigg n some baby kid! U will look like britney more!
jo: lol i’m britney on holiday. can you not see the hammock?
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haha i’ve seen you around in the IT centre. THAT deprived huh?
jo: HAHAH omg the embarrassment. wouldn’t want to be caught dead there. lol. yeah had to post some stuffs up. sigh..
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HAHAHAHA. but britney spears takdar sami’s mole! hahaha.