Someone added me on MSN yesterday. He said he found me through my friendster and proceeded to add me to his MSN using the email he found me in my blog.
Then he asked, “Are your hobbies really fucking around, blow job and pussy licking?”
I was like, “WHAT?!”
He said, “It says so. On your friendster.”
I suspect it is one of the students in my university because I have a habit of now logging out of my Friendster account when I use the computers there.
BUT SO WHAT? It’s called moral values!!
Which is why when I left my Friendster account idle for just TWO days, I had two pages worth of suggestions for sex. It’s usually fucking Ah Bengs and stupid big pretensive macho Indian guys.
How do I tell the difference?
The messages which say, “let’s friendster and may I stand one night and pussy lick?” are no doubt by acne ridden shit faced Lala Chais. And if they want to stand one night, that’s none of my fucking business. Their legs tired only ma. Not mine.
The big pretensive macho Indian guys are the ones with the better English. And No, no Malay guys yet or else my Friendster account can really be damn muhibbah liao.
BUT SO WHAT, Malay, Chinese or Indian also the same lah!!! All fucking fucked up hamsap!!
I will punch him in the face so that he will black out. I will then proceed to remove his ALL his clothes and photograph him kau kau and forward it to everyone know and tell them that if they don’t forward it, they will be doomed to have a penis of that size. Oh, what if he is big issit? Then I will say, “If you don’t forward it, you won’t have a penis of that size.”
I will pour an entire bowl of salt on it. I will then wait for him to wake up.
He will be screaming in pain and would not be able to move as the pain is far too excruciating. I will grab hold of his bloody penis and slice the tip away with my chopper while I look at him with the most sinister of glares. I will bring my dog in front of him and feed my dog that piece of dick.
I will then take a barbed wire and stuff it up his ass and manoeuvre it into his reproduction system’s region. I will find the urether and proceed to get the barbed wire to poke out from there. I will then pull the barbed wire through his urether damn.bloody.slowly.
I will slice through his penis so that it forks open like the tongue of a snake and to end it all, I will take my father’s hammer to turn his balls into pulp.
*bows* Thank you.
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Posted on November 19th, 2005 by Jayelle
Filed under: old blog
yewjhin Nov 26, 05 Delete
most likely u din logoff ur frenster at a public PC lol !! I had that happened to me once.!!
Sharin Nov 22, 05 Delete
Gross!
Jayelle Nov 22, 05 Delete
annonymous: you’re the parent~!
annonymous Nov 21, 05 Delete
i will so not send my children to medical skool
Jayelle Nov 21, 05 Delete
chromosome Xx: thanks:)
name: why cannot? who rapes women? MEN LA.
Tan Yee Wei: hahaha.. i prefer you laughing:) I am not that scary, just a tad too imaginative.:)
asyraf lee: now that i’ve gotten a good night’s sleep, I finally understand what you are saying.. Ohh.. no worries. I won’t use the comp lab comps as long as I have my laptop!
debun: chillz?? how to chillz? reputation weii
yeewern: YESs..and that’s plucking his dick off him.
lancerlord: lol, wait, let me sleep on that. i’ll tell you when i am able to derive a better plan.
name: so tame leh. eat keyboard that one i also do for fun la.. must be more chi kek maa
amanda: you deleted ur friendster???
slinky: my weapon is to spread horrible rumours abut her.
leokoo: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Leokoo Nov 21, 05 Delete
eh, ganas, essh essh
Slinky Nov 20, 05 Delete
OWH… So gruesome… But you can’t exactly do that to a female (if the culprit’s a she) right??
AmAndAserAph Nov 20, 05 Delete
medical school has taught you well *pats jo on the back*
bah, friendster, delete only la
i’ve deleted mine =p
AmAndAserAph Nov 20, 05 Delete
medical school has thought you well *pats jo on the back*
bah, friendster
I’ve deleted mine
NAme Nov 20, 05 Delete
why u being so mean to guys?..aiyoo friendster only ma..if it was me…hmmm prob he eat the whole keyboard or mouse then i forgive him lor….ahahaha
lancerlord Nov 20, 05 Delete
Describe wat you will do if it was a girl. kekeke…
Change your friendster password regularly.
yeewern Nov 20, 05 Delete
chill lar girl…. haha…. i know how u feel…..seriously…=) that guy will have to pay for wat he’s done!! haha….
debun Nov 20, 05 Delete
eh, it’s not a student from ur uni la.. friendsters got alot of these hackers. They can get through when you’re log in or something, haha.. this is not the 1st time happening… it’s more of those overseas hackers. my fren kena b4 also.. so many of them.. ahha.. chillz
Asyraf Lee Nov 20, 05 Delete
There is always a way to get your password for your friendster.
Say if you’re sharing your pc with someone, for example me. I can just install a keystroke logger and after it has been successfully installed, it will record every single keystroke made.
Sounds scary?
This is just for starters.
I’ll explain you more in MSN
Tan Yee Wei Nov 20, 05 Delete
Wahlau… I don’t know if i should laugh at the plot’s brilliance or shudder at its morbidity.
Name Nov 20, 05 Delete
what make you so sure it must be a he????
Jayelle Nov 20, 05 Delete
name: he will deserve it
Jon: you’ve not me, obviously;)
Name: no i will bitch about her until she has no friends left
raymond: i hope not
93~94: hahaha is that so.!
8dee: maybe:)
jason: i liek to play friendster wor;(
elaine: hahahha. we are only women.
anonymous: no excuse for his attitude. i say cut his dick means cut his dick. Yea!
yuin:
just when i am shit pissed
expectation: hahaha i am sure u are capable of such aggression as well rite?
giant sotong: hahah FA blogs like this meh? nolaaa.. this is one of my traits.
lydia: whenever i talk about cutting off someone’s penis, i am really angry.:)
chromosome XX Nov 20, 05 Delete
u go girl!! *salutes*
lydia Nov 20, 05 Delete
haha! i guess u were reali angry….
Giant Sotong Nov 20, 05 Delete
Help! FireAngel’s guest-blogging in… oh.
Wahahaha… so-o-o-o fierce. And it looks like FA’s been accepting disciples
Hope you catch him/her!
expectation Nov 19, 05 Delete
i found myself grabbing my nonexistent penis.
yuin Nov 19, 05 Delete
*shakes head* a serial killer in the making….
annonymous Nov 19, 05 Delete
I seriously dont blame him..okaay dun look at the screen like that…maybe he is wrong..but dun u think ur a little tooo sick???
eLaine Nov 19, 05 Delete
*clap*clap*clap*clap*
i love evil plots of revenge such as these. hohohoho.
Jason Nov 19, 05 Delete
Gosh… -speechless-
Don’t play friendster lah~!
8dee Nov 19, 05 Delete
wah…a bit power arr….
should send your chat history to friendster to investigate
93~94 Nov 19, 05 Delete
Wa Wa you very the ‘Bin Tai’ man.
No wonder they say never find a wife who is a Doctor, go play play outside sure die one.
raymond Nov 19, 05 Delete
It wasn’t me!
Name Nov 19, 05 Delete
What if it’s a girl? Will you do something to her genital?
Jon Nov 19, 05 Delete
Wow….. that’s harsh. Never thought girls were sooo violent >_<
Name Nov 19, 05 Delete
aiyo so kejam aa you