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WiFi-ing In The Toilet Might Not Be a Good Idea

Shit happens when you are fully utilizing the wireless connection at home. Pardon the pun.

I was happily surfing Jay’s Blog(gay guy, chinese malaysian, in london. LOVE IT!!) while planting my butt on the ceramic throne – a thing I ALWAYS do to save time. But I usually end up overheating my laps and suffocating my butt cheeks.

Lie Yuen messaged me on msn while I was in the toilet.

yuen says: comfrotable or not sitting on the toilet bowl

Miss Lai, you are having diarrhoea again. Please cut down on the ang ku+paddlepop+mamee+strawberry milk concoctions. says:
hahahaha

Miss Lai, you are having diarrhoea again. Please cut down on the ang ku+paddlepop+mamee+strawberry milk concoctions. says:
neck pain adi..

After typing that, I massaged my head, leaned back…and..oh shit…!

Miss Lai, you are having diarrhoea again. Please cut down on the ang ku+paddlepop+mamee+strawberry milk concoctions. says:
F*CKKKK

(sorry, my daddy say I cannot swear on my blog anymore. ;`( )

Miss Lai, you are having diarrhoea again. Please cut down on the ang ku+paddlepop+mamee+strawberry milk concoctions. says:
after i typed that i tilt my head back and my hairband fell into my pail!!!!

yuen says:
hahha i heard it


*i hate making errors with the texting. Should’ve been “look at IT this way.”

yuen says:
awe…..n it’s full of panties or wash ady

Miss Lai, you are having diarrhoea again. Please cut down on the ang ku+paddlepop+mamee+strawberry milk concoctions. says:
hahahhaa yau mou…one pantie only.

yuen says:
aiyerrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahahahhahahaha

Miss Lai, you are having diarrhoea again. Please cut down on the ang ku+paddlepop+mamee+strawberry milk concoctions. says:
lol whaaat….stupid hairband will be hanging on my doorknob

Miss Lai, you are having diarrhoea again. Please cut down on the ang ku+paddlepop+mamee+strawberry milk concoctions. says:
sorry for being disgusting

yuen says:
hahahhahahhahaaah it is ok….i got use to it ady

At this point, I got up, put my laptop back on the floor and do certain other activities that a girl would be too shy to say and then flush the toilet.

yuen says:
oh done?

This is what happens when you share a toilet. She can hear EVERYTHING! Shit drop also can hear la hah? ;)

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